Twitter Updates for 2011-05-22

  • Drove by Rapture Yard Sale. It could be 5 seconds or 5000 years from now. I wonder why some random knows something God Himself doesn't? #
  • God is going to rapture Arizona late because they aren't on Daylight Savings Time. #
  • Amari has an ear infection.  #
  • I'm at McDonald's (1257 Lancaster Ave., County Line Rd., Bryn Mawr) #
  • I'm at BJ's Wholesale Club (300 Alan Wood Road, Plymouth Meeting) #
  • Everything is smaller except the prices!  (@ Outback Steakhouse) #
  • Apocalypse now—no, now! #FAIL Crap biblical exegesis. Sane Christians quote Jesus over that foolishness. #FTW #

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